How the female brain works:

Hot guy: 

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Hot guy that plays instrument: 

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Hot guy that plays instrument and SINGS: 

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I went to see Life of Pi

Beautiful movie.
The whole film was like a living artwork.

But I had a slight feeling of déja-vu
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The second one is from “The lovely bones”.

Which is also a completely terrifying and wildly beautiful film.

I have freckles. And I have freckles on my shoulders. But I want more freckles. They’re nice. 

I have freckles. And I have freckles on my shoulders. But I want more freckles. 
They’re nice. 

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Takachiho ravine

Takachiho ravine

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We talked about presents.

The first time I think we brought it up on accident and switched the subject pretty quickly. 
Because this is pretty much how we are in any situation of gift giving. (Though the sporks I were fabulous and I love them) 



The second time was about a week ago or so. And we figured we’d buy each other something weird and dorky for Christmas. If it’s ugly, then that’s a bonus.
So I figured he’d get me some strange little thing that’s easy to wrap and that I can put some where to laugh at every now and then.

Little did I expect to get a GIGANTIC MEGA COAT with the broadest shoulders I have ever seen.

I can actually wear it on top of my regular winter coat. I will continue to explore the different types of uses for this creation soon.

So far:

  • Extra layer of clothing
  • Disguise as Soviet dude
  • Disguised as Italian broad-shouldered alpine dude
  • Blanket in bed
  • Hiding place
  • Storage (the pockets are also enormous)
  • Changing room

satans-testicle:

christmasblogger:

Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

MY HEART

Mweeeii! :D
  • Jesus:Love thy neighbor as thyself.
  • People:What if they’re gay?
  • Jesus:Did I fucking stutter?
UUGHHHHH

Ner-Tamin, on Tumblr

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All my friends want to become doctors. What.
lykuh:

>my face when Americans call chips “french fries”>my face when Americans call crisps “chips”>my face when Americans call lifts “elevators”>my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”>my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”>my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”>my face when Americans call meat water “gravy”>my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables”>my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”>my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”>my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”>my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”>my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”>my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J”>my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”>my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”>my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”>my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”>my face when Americans call friction pleasure “sex”>my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”>my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun” >my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”>my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”>my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”>my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”

lykuh:

>my face when Americans call chips “french fries”
>my face when Americans call crisps “chips”
>my face when Americans call lifts “elevators”
>my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”
>my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”
>my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”
>my face when Americans call meat water “gravy”
>my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables”
>my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”
>my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”
>my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”
>my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”
>my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”
>my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J”
>my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”
>my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”
>my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”
>my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”
>my face when Americans call friction pleasure “sex”
>my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”
>my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun” 
>my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”
>my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”
>my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”
>my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”